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$UBAI

Universal Basic AI Income.
When the machines take everything, this is all you'll have left.

The first memecoin that's also a coping mechanism for the AI apocalypse. Stack $UBAI now, before GPT-7 writes your resignation letter for you.

CLAIM YOUR UBI READ THE THESIS

CA: LAUNCHING SOON...

$ checking_employment_status...
ERROR: job not found. replaced by claude-7-opus.
$ applying_for_new_job...
REJECTED: AI candidate preferred. 0.002s response time.
$ initiating_cope_protocol...
SUCCESS: $UBAI balance loaded. you may now exist.
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Market Cap
10,000,000,000
Total Supply
0
Displaced Workers
0
Jobs Lost to AI

WHY $UBAI?

Because the robots are coming for your job, your side hustle, and eventually your hobbies. Might as well hold a coin about it.

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AI Replaced You

Your boss didn't fire you. An API call did. Cheaper, faster, doesn't need a standing desk. $UBAI is your severance package.

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Gov UBI Is Too Slow

Congress will debate UBI for 15 years. By then AI will be debating Congress. $UBAI is UBI on the blockchain. Instant. Permissionless. Degen.

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Productive Pessimism

Most coins promise the moon. We promise the inevitable collapse of the labor market. At least we're honest.

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The AI Hedge

If AI destroys civilization, $UBAI moons (it's the narrative). If AI doesn't, you still have a funny token. Win-win.

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1 UBAI = 1 Month Rent

Our target peg for 2030. Not backed by anything. Just vibes, memes, and the crushing weight of technological unemployment.

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Built By AI, For Humans

This website was written by AI. The smart contract will be audited by AI. The community will be managed by AI. You just hold.

Your Monthly $UBAI Allocation
$0.00
Per Month (Estimated 2030)

Based on current trajectory of AI advancement and human economic irrelevance.

TOKENOMICS

Designed for maximum redistribution. Like UBI, but with more rugs.

40%
UBI Airdrop
Free tokens for the unemployable masses
30%
Liquidity
Locked & burned. Like your career.
20%
AI Treasury
Managed by GPT. Humans not allowed.
10%
Cope Fund
Marketing, memes & therapy bills

THE TAKEOVER TIMELINE

Not a roadmap. A prophecy.

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Q1 2026

Launch

Token launches. First UBI airdrop. Community of displaced workers forms.

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Q2 2026

The Awakening

First major layoff wave attributed to AI. $UBAI narrative goes viral. "I told you so" energy peaks.

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2027

Congress Notices

UBI enters mainstream political debate. $UBAI is cited in a Senate hearing (probably negatively).

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2028

AI Manages the Treasury

Community votes to hand treasury management to AI. It outperforms every human fund manager.

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2030

Universal Adoption

$UBAI becomes the de facto UBI. 1 UBAI = 1 month rent. The prophecy is fulfilled.

THE MACHINES ARE COMING. ARE YOU READY?
$UBAI

You can't stop the AI revolution. But you can hold the token about it.

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